Advice for Making New Friends in College: Based Off Your Zodiac

August 1, 2018



College is shitty. It just is. It’s expensive. It’s like.. full-time school. And freshman year is just kinda awkward. College life however is where it’s at. And what is it that makes these 4 years so “lit”? The people you meet and the friends you make. And when it comes to friends, here in the House of JAWBREAKING, we stan an astrological connection - it truly is the only way to live your life. So as you run into strangers in new places there are a few things we think you should know. First off, the signs: Water, Fire, Earth, and Air.

Water signs are emotional and incredibly sensitive. They’re intuitive and they tend to keep to themselves. That being said, they crave intimacy and great conversation. They are always supportive of their families and tend to be private. To know them is to love them. The water signs are Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio.


Fire signs are temperamental and passionate. They are quick to angry, easy to forgive and have been known to be a source of inspirations to others. These dynamic individuals are impassioned, incredibly smart and cognizant. For once, you do want this smoke, they are Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius.

Ironically enough, the most rational signs are the air signs. They tend to be extroverts and communicative and relationship prone (of all types). These creatures are analytical, friendly and at times superficial. Some have called them know-it-alls but secretly they just like to give advice. You’ll find them at social gatherings and panel discussions. Look for the  Gemini’s, Libra’s and Aquarius.

Last but not least, the “grounded” ones are the Earth signs. They tend to be conservative, they are always the realistic friend in the group and if you get them wound up, they can be incredibly emotional. They like nice things because it symbolizes success. They are stable, loyal and consistent. Everyone needs one, find you a Taurus, Virgo or a Capricorn.

Now that you know the types of signs. Let's get specific:



BRUH. Don’t be an asshole, bruh. I know you value your freedom and you don't like needy people. But bruh, people need people! Find people that interest you intellectually and match your independence. Perhaps in a library? Look for a Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini, and Libra.



Momma bear. That’s you. People can sense your capacity for love and your desire to help. You’re thoughtful, intuitive and nurturing so much so that sometimes you forget that you’re a person too. You can’t lose yourself in your journey to help others. Align yourself with those who will look out for you as you look out for them. You know who you need? Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, and Scorpio.


Honey, you know you petty and you’re easily offended. You’re a big personality and your friends follow your lead. You’re not always super into it but you know who you are. Find you a squad full of Gemini, Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius and you’ll turn out just fine.


Girl, relax. Your best friend from second grade will call you back when she has time. Right now, you need to focus on new people. You’ve got a big personality, sometimes abrasive; so let people come to you. When they approach, ask them their birthday and ensure they are a Pisces, Cancer, Virgo or a Capricorn.



Bitch, you know too many people. You need to reduce your circle and lean in. Find some people you connect with. Recognize that people may be drawn to you but presence doesn’t always translate. Look for friends with your big personality, social prowess and sense of humor. Try a mix of Aries, Leo, Libra, and Aquarius.



Sweetie pie, you have to give the world a chance. I know you prefer for friendships to develop naturally but we don’t have time for all that. You’re loyal so you need someone else who’s loyal. Be open and honest and find a crew who gives what you put out. You need a Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio or a Pisces.



Honey… it can’t always be about you. But since you don’t listen to anyone but yourself you need to find some people who will appreciate you and tell you how much they love you often. Your best bet is to bond with a Gemini, Libra, Aries or Sagittarius.




Baby girl… don’t be shy.  You have a lot to offer, you’re dependable and supportive. You just prefer to have a friend who likes to take the lead. There’s no shame in that, just make sure you link up with a Cancer, Scorpio, Taurus or Capricorn.


Listen, kid, you’re a star. You’ve got great taste in clothes, you give killer advice and you love to party. Don’t let the fear of being alone keep you from seeing how beloved you are. You need a friend group that will deal with your crazy. Find you a Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini or Aquarius.



THOT. Just kidding. Kinda. But seriously, stop sleeping with your friends! Your passion is a good thing but if you aren’t careful your friend group will quickly become a list of scorned lovers and enemies. Find you a curated crew who you can trust and who match your passion but not your rage. You know who you need? You need a Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, or a Pisces.




Girl! Give people a chance! You know what your problem is? You’re too great. You're witty, caring, charming, and more. You love people and people love you. But you tend to be flaky because you have options and you have high standards because you demand that of yourself. Not everyone can be you, don’t write people off too quickly. Your best bet is to stick with Libra, Aquarius, Aries, and Leo.


Don’t be afraid to open up! You love so hard and care so much that your friendships are almost as important as relationships. I understand that you’re a private person but you can’t withdraw out of fear of betrayal. Expose your cracks and love will fill them. And if you’re going to open up, open up to Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus, and Virgo.

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